/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

Welcome back to thread number like 5 or 6 of Occupied Equestria, a My Little Pony RP based heavily upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and using the mechanics of D&D 3.5, and set in South-East Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foreign fascist power

Onyx is cleaning glasses, Spark has secured a contract to clear a quarry of Zombies for a real estate developer, Silver is eating meat, Ash and Iron are trying to raid what they believe to be a gangster's den, and Dark Star is holding hooves.
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Who's up for a game of risk?

Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.

Welcome back to Occupied Equestria, an RP set in a conquered Equestria, using D&D 3.5e mechanics, and based in large part on the My Little Pony mod for Hearts of iron 4, Equestria at War

The party has successfully stopped the Communists of Baltimare from importing guns and foreign advisers in preparation for a revolt. They have also raided a Griffin freighter involved in arms trafficking, and are prepared to leave and end their long night.

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Dark Star has been contracted by the occupying government to lead a team to infiltrate and stop a meeting of the Communist party in Baltimare. He discovers that they are importing arms, and more importantly, special forces advisers from foreign nations. Things reach a literal boiling point when a warehouse of gasoline drums is set on fire, and now we will see who will live and who will die

Welcoming Silver, the unicorn fighter

A D&D RP game based on My Little Pony, and the Hearts of Iron 4 mod Equestria at War, featuring an Equestria where the Princesses have been deposed, and Equestria is split between Changelings and a former Equestrian colony

Thus far, Dark Star has joined the fascist faction, and is taking on a job to assemble a team to stop a Communist cell. Onyx is no longer being detained, Ash has sort of joined a nunnery, Iron has joined the Waterside gang as a loanshark, Brie is still being edgy, and a new unicorn has joined. All are ready to reconnoiter the Docks.

Hey. Hey You. Yes, (You)!

Do you think your life is shit? You fear you waste your life with pointless shit? That nobody cares about You or what You do? That you will die poor, sick and lonely in a gutter?

You are in Luck. Because you, my friend, are not a speedrunner.

What is Speedrunning? People trying to pretend that video games are really important who spend most of their wake lifetime trying to get so good at a game that they can feel good about themselves that nobody can beat them. They usually often end up beating themselves, physically and metaphorically. I can't believe that the downfall of humanity is so well documented LIVE before our eyes, but it is.

Speedrunning is one of the worst things on the internet. I knew it existed for a long while, but i only ever encountered it for the first time in its raw form around Autmun 2016 where i accidenly foudn a Youtube channel. I've been using chan sites for almost 10 years now, but these losers are a leaque of their own. Never imagines such salty toxic people could unironically exist and not just disintegrate from their pure idiocy.

You think SJWs raging about proper pronouns are bad? Drink in these people. They are like living carcrashes. You cant look away. a whole ranch of Lolcows bursting full waiting to be milked. This is out of this world and i am disgusted beyond belief to think that there are people out there who build there whole livelihood around this professional scam.

Straight from the horses mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Ju7nel5cQ

a breeding ground for degeneracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvMWdnYYatU

pure unfiltered autism fueled rage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n9chyH6FqE

a bad worksman always blames his tools and takes performance enhancers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfy-irj5zXM

Inflated Egos trying to overcome their lack of success in life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fORqtw__R08

Greedy attention whores hunting for void records nobody cares about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmPmvEqwM8

The one eyed among the blind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uAGMAlqkfU

All exploited and controlled by corporate SJW Jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6hPJpxzm4

Real Professionals are always better than you are and always will be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNL8rdn00IU

Anyone here play WoW? Private server or Retail, What do you think about it

A new Role-playing game, using mechanics from DnD 3.5, and the Universe of My Little Pony and the My Little Pony based mod for Hearts of Iron 4, Equestria at War. The setting is an industrialized Equestria after the nation has been split between The Changeling Empire and former Equestrian colony.

>overhype Fallout 76
>"Better than ESO turned out, guys, we promise! It just works!"
>get developers who have never made a functional game before to work on your flagship product
>game is a trash-heap, buggy but without the fun glitches from Skyrim
>get absolutely slaughtered on reviews
>try to prevent this by sending high-quality bags to influencers only
>send lower-quality but decent canvas bags to customers, but they run out
>"Let them wear nylon!"
>Internet riots ensue
>pretend you did nothing wrong by promising replacement bags through online tickets
>online help was made with game's code, it breaks
>thousands of people doxxed
>do nothing for several hours
>send a community manager out to the wolves
>"Hi guys, we've resolved this issue"
>Internet calls for blood
>finally address the crowd
>don't apologize, nonchalantly mention the issue like the site was slow
>pretend it's all behind you
>you've inadvertently broken several laws
>each Eurofag could get up to $100,000
>see you in court
>mfw when

10/10 like Redneck Rampage with robots, without plot
GOTY